URGENT: bieber imposteur. D:
11:29 PM; Wednesday, June 23, 2010
dear followers.
amily here, has encountered a justin bieber imposter on twittah !
THIS IS MADNESSS.
MADNESS I TELL YOU
its a world gone mad when you see people pretending to be justin bieber
likee, REAALLY
LIKE GET OUR HOPES UP WILL YOU.
go find something beter to do with your life. like, make me some coookies.
sheeeeeshh.
geeezzz, go get back in the kitchen.
annd;
next time you wanna be 'justin bieber' ; dont go offline when we ask you to DM us.
like, do you not realize..
just because you say "shawty" to me..
does not mean that you are justin bieber ....
EXACTLY.
thats not the only thing he says,
he also says, 'yeeeeee maan ! "
and AWWWHH C'MON (;
MHHMHMM.
so anywaaayyyzz.
bottom line, next time you wanna trick USS,
you better have like,
a masters degree at some acting college.
cause you cant FOOL USS.
SO GO GET A LIFE
AND DONT STEAL SOMEONE ELSEES
like the love of our life..
for example.
-cough cough- justin bieeeeebbberrr
AND ALSOOO,
justin, he's superman
so he can't be beat..
dont think we dont got this all figured outt.
we know you're a 40 year old man trying to get girls to cam with you on twitter.
CAUSE BASICALLY
YOU'RE JUST A CREEP
GO GET A WIFE
LIke really?
we think pretending to be justin,
is one of the worst online-pedofilia' ideas.
maybe if you justtt tell us you want to cam,
and we probably would. :D
LOL JOKKKEEEE we wont still...
(cause you aren't justin..)
as much as you want to be.
but he's the only one we cam 4 .
EXACTLY !
go do something with your life !
like. shampoo a squirell.
or like
make us some spaghetti
serrriously.
only TRUE beliebers would understand..
that he has no time to 'chat' or 'cam' with his fans.
even though that would be quite delighting.. 8)
BUT YOURE NOT A TRUE BELIEBER
CAUSE YOURE A 5O YEAR OLD CREEP
^WORD TO THE BIG BIRDD ON SESAME STREET.
anyways, to conclude our little rant..
on twitter stalkers/creepy 50 year olds that wanna cam.
we would just like to say.
GTFO
annnddd;
we all know you're old looking...
and wanna look sexy like our booii biebz.
but thats not gonna happen.
so just why do you even bother?
GO MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF
become a hairdresser;
or work at retail...
which ever works best..
FOR OLD PEOPLE. (;
you sill y old retired 50 year old pedoooofile.
and now, as much as we'd lke to stay and chat.
we gotta go find the REAL biebzz,
PEACEpedo*
-emily&naimaa. <33
